{"id":1379,"date":"2021-08-22T02:19:14","date_gmt":"2021-08-22T00:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2021-08-22T02:19:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-22T00:19:17","slug":"169-gesu-aiuto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/2021\/08\/22\/169-gesu-aiuto\/","title":{"rendered":"169 \u2022 Ges\u00f9, aiuto!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Ges\u00f9, aiuto, \u00e8 successo un disastro! Gli ospiti stanno arrivando e ci siamo accorti di non avere niente da mangiare, soltanto questi pochi pani e qualche pesc\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Ottimo, dammi qua!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Ma cosa fai? <strong>Sei impazzito??<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 Non sei Ges\u00f9, vero?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2013 No.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Ges\u00f9, aiuto, \u00e8 successo un disastro! Gli ospiti stanno arrivando e ci siamo accorti di non avere niente da mangiare, soltanto questi pochi pani e qualche pesc\u2026 \u2013 Ottimo, dammi qua! \u2013 Ma cosa fai? Sei impazzito?? \u2013 &#8230; \u2013 Non sei Ges\u00f9, vero? \u2013 No.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1380,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[74],"tags":[34,87,12,20],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/169-SVENTRAX-Gesu-aiuto.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paHzqp-mf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1381,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions\/1381"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}