{"id":365,"date":"2019-02-09T00:04:44","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T23:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/?p=365"},"modified":"2021-08-20T02:03:31","modified_gmt":"2021-08-20T00:03:31","slug":"taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/2019\/02\/09\/taxi\/","title":{"rendered":"56 \u2022 Taxi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SVENTRAX_Drunk_taxi.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SVENTRAX_Drunk_taxi.png 750w, https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SVENTRAX_Drunk_taxi-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SVENTRAX_Drunk_taxi-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 <em>Ma quanto cazzo eri ubriaco ieri notte?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 <em>Non ero ubriaco.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 <em>Ma se hai pure chiamato un taxi!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 <em>Non volevo rischiare di essere fermato e multato.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 <em>COGLIONE, la festa era a casa tua!!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Ma quanto cazzo eri ubriaco ieri notte? \u2013 Non ero ubriaco. \u2013 Ma se hai pure chiamato un taxi! \u2013 Non volevo rischiare di essere fermato e multato. \u2013 COGLIONE, la festa era a casa tua!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[93],"tags":[52,48,44,32],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SVENTRAX_Drunk_taxi.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saHzqp-taxi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1245,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions\/1245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lemonskin.net\/sventrax\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}